Christmas Eve Countdown

We are currently operating at 110% Efficiency. The Sleigh is polished, the reindeer are fed, and the route is calculated.

REPORT COAL SHORTAGE - or - Watch Sleigh Test Flight
  • 2.4 Billion
  • Presents Wrapped
  • Mach 12
  • Target Sleigh Speed
  • 45,000
  • Elves On Shift
  • Infinite
  • Cookies Required

Department Updates

  • R&D Lab

    The new toy-making machine has increased output by 40%. Requires more glitter.

  • Route Planning

    Weather scans indicate heavy snow over Chicago. Rudolph's nose brightness increased to 100%.

  • Mail Room

    Last minute letters are being processed. Please prioritize "Puppies" and "Bicycles".

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